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This shirt isn’t just cotton — it’s a mic drop at the family barbecue.
Whether your dad taught you how to headbang before you could walk, schooled you in Sabbath, or still lectures about why Cliff Burton was the GOAT, this tee is the ultimate tribute. It's perfect for kids repping their legendary dads or adults rocking it ironically (but not really ironically).
Made from soft, sturdy cotton with just the right amount of flex, it’s built for everything from concert outings to air-guitar duels in the kitchen.
Highlights:
100% cotton — tough, comfortable, and louder than Dad’s old Marshall amp
Classic fit with clean lines and no-nonsense vibes
Double-stitched for extra durability — just like Dad’s stories from the '80s
Ideal gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just publicly settling a long-standing dad-debate
Because some dads know about finance, lawn care, or grilling.
Yours knows about Judas Priest.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
My Dad Knows More About Heavy Metal Than Your Dad
$25.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Whether your dad taught you how to headbang before you could walk, schooled you in Sabbath, or still lectures about why Cliff Burton was the GOAT, this tee is the ultimate tribute. It's perfect for kids repping their legendary dads or adults rocking it ironically (but not really ironically).
Made from soft, sturdy cotton with just the right amount of flex, it’s built for everything from concert outings to air-guitar duels in the kitchen.
Highlights:
100% cotton — tough, comfortable, and louder than Dad’s old Marshall amp
Classic fit with clean lines and no-nonsense vibes
Double-stitched for extra durability — just like Dad’s stories from the '80s
Ideal gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just publicly settling a long-standing dad-debate
Because some dads know about finance, lawn care, or grilling.
Yours knows about Judas Priest.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!