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Sure, some people had textbooks. But you? You had lyrics. While your classmates were napping through Beowulf, you were decoding Iron Maiden's Rime of the Ancient Mariner and memorizing Megadeth’s dystopian poetry.
This shirt is for those who understand that Hamlet hits different when it’s screamed over double bass. It’s for the ones who learned about war, madness, mythology, and melancholy not from school… but from vinyl.
Made from 100% cotton (or a masterfully blended variation, depending on your color), this classic fit tee is as solid as your defense of Dio’s lyrical genius.
Highlights:
100% cotton — crisp, comfy, and ready for the pit or the poetry club
Classic fit with clean lines — because even metalheads appreciate structure
Durable stitching for everyday wear, academic rebellion, or casual headbanging
Great gift for readers, writers, rockers, and rogue English majors everywhere
Wear it proudly. Because anyone who says metal isn’t intellectually stimulating… probably skipped Holy Diver.
Everything I Know About English Literature Came From Heavy Metal
$25.00
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This shirt is for those who understand that Hamlet hits different when it’s screamed over double bass. It’s for the ones who learned about war, madness, mythology, and melancholy not from school… but from vinyl.
Made from 100% cotton (or a masterfully blended variation, depending on your color), this classic fit tee is as solid as your defense of Dio’s lyrical genius.
Highlights:
100% cotton — crisp, comfy, and ready for the pit or the poetry club
Classic fit with clean lines — because even metalheads appreciate structure
Durable stitching for everyday wear, academic rebellion, or casual headbanging
Great gift for readers, writers, rockers, and rogue English majors everywhere
Wear it proudly. Because anyone who says metal isn’t intellectually stimulating… probably skipped Holy Diver.